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"When the Papa Bear growls : “Someone’s been sleeping in my bed !”, Goldilocks doesn’t wake up. When the Mama Bear does the same, she still doesn’t wake up. And then, when the Baby Bear speaks with his tiny tiny little voice, THEN, THEN she wakes up ! This doesn’t make sense ! Whatever !"

—Capucine, questioning the likelihood of “Goldilocks and the three bears