T H I S M E L L I N G E R

(while watching the opening ceremonies)

Megan: Do we have to watch the parade of nations?

Matt: YES! I like to see what everyone looks like

Megan: Fine...

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Matt: For some reason I keep thinking that all the Germans will look like Hitler.

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SWEDEN

Matt: Are they the swiss?

SWITZERLAND

Matt: Oh.

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UNITED STATES

Megan: What do we look like?

Matt: All of them.

Genius.